Well we failed a lot last time .. none of that this time! Grrr! To stake our name as a mean sea dog we take the first pirate we can find and bend him over our knee and spank him like the bad monkey he is. They fear us so much they won’t even fight! We seek our destiny in Port Royale (withcheese) and make a long sea voyage to plant ourselves firmly in the middle … ish of the Caribbean.